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Monday, September 23, 2013

UP ladka VS teluginti ammayi

"arrre yaar, kitne baar bolu, mujhse shaadi karlo, main hoo naa"
 
"kyun karoon"
 
"arre thumhara andhra ke ladkon mein dhundeth ho bhi mujhse achchaa nahin milegaa"
 
"apne cube se baath kar rahe ho "
 
"haa tho"
 
"koi AP kaa ladke sunenge tho thumko lepesthaaru "
 
"yeah lepesthaaru kyaan hain"
 
"koi hain tho pooch lenaa"
 
"woh mujhse sharmaa rahe ho, telugu mein pyare pyare baath karthe ho , main sab kuch samajh sakthaa hu"
 
"jaake pooche tho sahin"
 
"arre mujhe bewakuf samajh rakhe ho kyaa"
 
"woh tho thum ho hi"
 
"chalo baad mein baath karthaa hoo"
 
"ok bye"
 
.......
 
"log kehthe hain ki main paagaal hu deewanaa hu jisko bhi dekhthaa hu thumhee nazar aathe ho "
 
veediki poddunnne edo paithyam thalakekkinattu undi "arre yeah subhah subhah kyaa bak rahe ho"
 
"shayari,  woh thumhe dekh khe hee aatee hain "
 
rey vedhavaa  burra thinaku raa "aur mujhko thumko dekhthe hee gussaa aathe hain"
 
"apnee apnee najariyaa hain, ek bar nazar badal ke tho dekho sahi"
 
"aapkaa padhee abhee tum stop karo"
 
"sare mam gaaaaru"
 
"arre telugu mein "
 
"swalpa swalpa konchem konchem seekh rahaa hu"
 
"gud, BTW kis ladkee ko patana hain telugu seekh khe"
 
"arre paglee thumko"
 
"try karthe hee raho, zindagee bar"
 
"ekbaath tho bolu naanu ninnu pramisthunnaa "
 
"ori devudo veedu telugu nu khooni chesthunnadu, thum pyaar karo aur main rakthe hu phone "
 
"ek din thumko telugu seek ke hi dikhaaongaa"
 
"kab, thab thak tho bhoodi ho jaaongi mein"
 
"nice idea, thab kaise dikho ge, pyaar huan hain, ikraar huan hain , pyar phir kyun darthaa hain dil , yeah gaana hum dono
gaayenge umbrella main pakdoongaa yaa thum"
 
"boss,  thum tho nahin sudrogi, meraa pathi aake thumhe galaa dabaa degaa thab, nee peeda viaragadavvuddi naaku "
 
"arre main hee thumhaaraa pathi hu, pathi parameshwar ko aisaa bolthe ho kyaa"
 
"meree jaise milegee tho galaa dabaa degee , be careful"
 
"haay haay, thumhaari komal naajuke haathe , dabaa nahin sakthe ho, gale mein daal sakthe ho"
 
"shut up and i'm getting late to office "
 
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*** FLASH BACK  ***
 
"hey gupta, will you be sending mail to our PM regarding your work status"
 
system table meeda kaallu chaapukoni rash gaa o look ichchi "thum kaun ho poochne wali , i now what i have to do "  anee careless gaa answer
thanu senior akkada chuttu unna Jr anthaa vaadi careless answer nu choosi emi matladalekapoyaru,
ippude inkoka sernior telugu gang antha pottodu anee pilusthaaru native kelladu 10daysku , it is very difficult to handle this guy,
maree aa abbayi vachchedaka ante CEO mail chesi thittesthadu , y did n't u make him work anee, vaaditho pani chepinchalani task
ichcharu... andarilonu vaadu alaa anesariki baaga hurt ayyi naa seat lo vachhci koorchoni By evening I will make sure deliver the module
anee cheppi mail chesesaa...join ayinappati nundi aa abbayi chaalaa rash ga behave cheyyatam and senior tho arguments
vintune unnaa never got chance to work with him ...Now edo okati chesi vaadi tho pani cheyinchaali...assalu vaadi problem enti
y is he behaving like this ? anyways tough task , cool gaa matladali, i have to get to know him...
 
velli andarilonu adigithe inkaa elaanti response vasthundo anee mail chesaa ...
"gupta , can you share your VAD code I have to review and send my comments by evening "
 
oo 2 hours tharuvatha response shared in my PC with VAD folder ...did n't get the access when i tried to copy it....
 
when every one left office .. i asked him to come down ...
 
"any problem working here ?"
 
as if  he was waiting for the question  he started "main thumko jaantha hu ki achche ladkee ho, straight forward , kissise darthe nahin ho
idar se udar koi baath kehthe nahin"
 
"thanks for believing me and tell me what is your problem i will try my level best to resolve the issue"
 
"thum tho jaanthe ho ki hamare senior ke mere beech jhagde, he does n't know how to behave professionally"
 
"Na , i don't know"
 
sarigga guidance ivvaledu , work chesinaa increment ivvaledu , intlo vallaku call chesi mee abbayi behaviour bagoledu
office lo andarithonu godavalu , chinna chinna vaatiki ...artham kaanidi entante antha extreme bahaviour enduku ..
 
"if u do n't mind do u have personnel problem, agar thum kehnaa chahthe ho "
 
anthe inka break ayipoyi edhcatam start chesaadu... naa lover engagement ayipoyindi ...
aa ammayi naa classmate .. pelli chesukovalani anukunnanu, sari ayina job leka thanu naa kosam wait cheyyaleka
intlo vallu kudirinchesaaru , infy lo job chesthondi,  valla intlo vallanu velli adagalante kooda job emi ledu elaa adaganu ...
maa family chaalaa manchidi, pithaji asst. director aggriculture department lo relatives lo anthaa mee abbayi enti inkaa
earn cheyyatam ledaa anee ayannu antunnaru .... ikkada office lo choosthe sarigaa artham chesukoru nannu ...
anavasarangaa naatho godavalu pettukuntaaru...
 
"cool down  gupta, when ever u r feeling down aap aake mujhse baath kar sakthe ho"
 
"smitha bol rahe the thum achche ladkee ho"
 
"thanks, thodaa kaam shuru kare"
 
inka aa ammayi gurthochi edupochchinappudallaa vasthu pothu edo comments chesi matladevadu.
main jo bhi bolthaa hu serious nahin lenaa majaak samjh naa anesi ...
 
module finish chesi working pampinchesariki okkosari late ayyedi, he used to drop me ...
 
mean while veediki senior ante endukantha kopamo telsindi, one year daaka ekkadikellaraadu bayata job search cheyyaradu
anee vaadini ekkada search cheyyanivvakundaa chesaadu seniore job ippinchaadu kanuka, daani valla ee abbayi
settle avvakapovatam lo ammayi intlo vallu vere abbayini choosi kudirinchesaru, so alaa oka sad ending jarigindi ...
manchi abbaye papam preminchina ammayini vadulukunnadu ...
 
ika office lo eppudu north indian Vs South indian discussion jarigevi, food modaletti maa roti, dal makhani palak paneer
anee north indian vallu ooo pogidesukunevallu , hameshaa rice rice ..pappu kyaa hain usme ..vegetables khana
chaahiye ... aur south india ke ladke bhi that too specially andhra ladke too boring, hameshaa north indian ke ladkiyon
pe fida hojaathe hain ... kuch bhee majaak nahin le sakthe hain .. hum dekho kissi se koi baath kehthe kuch bhi boora nahin manthe ..
freedom hee nahin, ladkiyaa bhi kisi se baath nahin karthe closely move bhi nahin karthe hain hamare yahaa tho ...
anthe ilaa sodi modalettarante end avvadu, south indian culture gurinchi vaadinchi vaadinchi final ga meeku akkada jobsdorkaka ikkada
kochcharu ,so ee culture nu istapadaka thappadu anee end ivvatam ...
 
one day when i was seriously discussing with my brother over phone , chethilo oka roja flower pattukoni
mokaalla meeda koorchoni "I LOVE YOU MY ANGEL"  anee arichesadu ...
 
kopaanni control chesukoni anna tharuvatha matladanaa anee phone pettesi ..telugu lo thitlu buddi ledu veediki
andaru veedini thiduthuntaru , jagratha anee antunna papam anipisthe okosari extreme behave chesthaadu ...
 
"guptha, thumko ithnaa bhee sense nahin hain ki main phone pe baath kar rahee hu, majak ka bhee hadh hothi hain
never ever try to speak with me ..go hang"..kopam lo choosukoledu chttu vere colleagues kooda unnarani ...
 
as usual sorry mails pampinchi really sorry majaak kar rahaa thaa, i do n't love u , mere pyar tho chalee gayee...
ek thumhee tho meraa dard ko samajh sakthe ho ...
 
......
migatha employee chesina complaints and evaro aa abbayi nannu kooda edo visigisthunnadani manager ku
chepparu,  job lo nundi teesesaru though he is gud at working ...
 
....
after 2 years he got settle down nicely in gud mnc ... but still rememberd the girl who had given support in those
difficult times ... some how he traced out the girls number and used to call now and then tries to flirt with her ...
 
.......
 
"ek bar milogi ?"
 
"y after these many days"
 
"thumhaara visual studio CD meraa paas hain naa"
 
"yaa , i need it "
 
"ok chalo milthe hu, nahin tho ek bar ghar ko aajaana khane keliye CD lekar"
 
"abhee aajao thumhaaraa ghar ke paas hu .."
 
"where are you ?"
 
"yehee pe ek railgate hain naa .. aajao yehaa pe aake phone karlenaa agar address nahin milaa tho"
 
vachchi ragane "patha hain oo kahdoos senior thaa naa usko bhee nikaal diya gaya'
 
"how can he ? maine sunaa thaa he resigned "
 
"nahin CEO ne hint diyaa abhee development phase khatham , tho thum katlo karke"
 
"us company se ithnaa pyar hain thumhe hamesha updates rakthe ho"
 
"woh tho hain, wahaa se main bahut seekha zindagi main"
 
ori devudo, maree modalettaadaa, patha kathalanu appudu opika undedi kaani vinataniki
inka scene ledu naaku divert cheyyali veedini ..
 
"arre  shaadi kab kar  rahe ho, aadaa head ganjaa huan hain"
 
"thum haan kehdo"
 
"abhee thak sudree nahin ho, chalo khaanaa kaalo"
 
"ek baath bhool gaya thumhara CD nahin leke aayaa"
 
"oh God , I have to retunrn it to mere bhaiyya"
 
"ok aaj mere ghar pe aajanaa aur CD leke jaanaa"
 
"sure ..."
 
....... ........
 
"kithnaa hain rent ? achchi hain , room mates koi nahin hain kyaa"
 
"ek tho thaa woh US chale gayaa"
 
"ok"
 
"mere ghar pehlee bar aaye ho sweet khilaana chahiye, hamare yaha aise hothaa hain"
 
"i do n't like sweets, no probs paani dedo"
 
"ek baath poochu serious lenaa"
 
"poocho"
 
"ek minute pani tho peelo aarmse baito "
 
"ok bolo .."
 
serious gaa mokkalla meea koorchoni thana edama chethi tho ammayi kudi chethini teesukoni
"will u marry me? "
 
"NO " guptha maajak karnaa stop karo, main thumko kithnee bar bolee i will be getting married to a person whom my
parents will decide "
 
anthe cigerette thesukoni veliginchesi koorchonesaadu...assalu smoke nu few seconds kooda bharinchalenu..
anthe veedu maradu, tension edaina vachchesindante extreme gaa behave chesthadu ,,ayinaa veedini nenante
endukistam ...
 
"atleast u can take some time right, baad mein bhee naa kehsakthe thee "
 
"No you are not the one i'm waiting for"
 
"tho thumne meraa us puraane behaviour se aaisaa decide kiyaa ho, what u want to change in me, what u do n't like just tell me ,
i will change myself.."
 
"pehlaa yeah baath suno, thum north indian ho, main south indian .. hamare cultures alag alag hain..yeha pe regions different
hone se bhee log darthe hain aur how can u think like this and BTW did i ever told u i like u , maine appse professional ke alaawa
kabhe bhee interest dikhayaa come on yaar , us ladkee ko bhulaane chakkar mein i think u started liking me"
 
"abhee class  lenaa shuru math karo, main us ladkee ko zindagi bhar bool nahin paaongaa and usko jithna pyar
denaa chahtha thaa uthnaa thumko nahin de sakthaa aur jithnaa thumko desalthaa hu uthnaa arrange marriage karongaa
tho us ladkee ko "
 
"woh aisaa hain kyaa , gud u know ur self "
 
"nahin yaar , u can handle me nicely , u know me u r the next person meraa lover ke baad"
 
"but u do n't know me ? abhee behas band karo, aur chai tho pilaao, "
 
"kyaa problems hain, ithnaa straight forwardle prepared answer diyaa thumne , NO .."
 
"If i hurt your ego, yeah main pehle se heen karnaa chahiye thaa , but u were already down tho just i overlooked ur behaviour"
 
"main un ladko mein nahin hu ego hurt karke roke thumko kuch kahu, but i was thinking y did u say NO bluntly,
y did n't u say soch ke, kyaa problem hain ...logons se darthe ho, parents se ..."
 
"ok tell me , y did u think u can marry me and be happy  what makes u think like that agar koi aur ladkee se shaadi karogi tho kyaa problem hain "
 
"beacause i know you, agar thum kisi aur ladke ke saath baath bhee karo aur office se late aao thum ke oopar shak nahin karongaa, ithnaa jaantha hu thumhe
aur thum hoke mujhko jaanthe ho phir bhee inkaar kar rahe ho"
 
"thum arranged marriage kar ke bhee ladkee pe ithna bharosaa kar sakthe ho not only on me ... "
 
"arre thum samhogi nahin baahar duniyaa kaisi hain aur log kaise hain , bahut jiddi ho"
 
"u need not to say i am stubborn , telugu seekthe nahin ho aur shaad karne keliye thaiyaar ho chuke ho"
 
"ek baar haa tho bolo sab kuch seekhungaa thumhare khatir, any chance of second thought main seriously pooch rahaa hu"
 
"main bhee serious hu"
 
"hameshaa just for fun thumko propose kar the kar the isko bhee majaak banaa diyaa naa thumne"
 
"abhee shayari shuru math karo"
 
anthe matlalalo chair wheel kaali vellapaina poyindi ...
 
"devudaa, poyindi chitikena velu , veedi gola ento ?'
 
sorry sorry antu padaalu pattukoni  "ek baar haa kehdo "
 
"gupta, i came to your home because i know you and u also know me what i 'm ..do n't touch me door raho..
aur mujhe jaana hain ..sorry if i hurt ur feelings"
 
"chalo sorry i will stop this topic ..future plans kyaa hain."
 
"abhee thum chai pilaoge tho chalee jaongi phil haal ithnaa hain"
 
"zindage kaa safar kaisaa hain yeah safar koi samjhaa nahin koi jaana nahin ..."
 
"it suits to your situation right ?"
 
"meraa is  hasee ko kyaa samjhu jis hasee ke pichche kisi aur kaa hasee chupaa hain , log  us hasee ko dekh khe meraa hasse samajh baitthe hain aur mujhse poochthe kis par has rahe ho"
 
"hey i cann't understand your shayari, aur hum chale "
 
"ek din tho thum pach thaaoge mujhe tukraake, bees sal bad if we meet i can say that main thumse jyaadaa khush hu apnee life main"
 
"gud sahi hain thumharaa number 5"
 
"means"
 
"whom ever i come across they fall in love with me, kuch log bolthe hain , kuch log poochne keliye darthe hain
aur kuch log thumhaare jaisaa shaap dethe hain "
 
"thumse jyaada kush rahongaa karke bolaa maine "
 
"what ever it is ? but i always felt that who ever likes me i owe  them a lot because they like me yeah meraa khus naseeb hain ithne log
mujhe pyar karne waale mile hain isliye hamesha meraa prayers main  sab logon kaa khushi maangthi hu magar iskaa math lab yeah nahin
i shud also love them back ofcourse i like them for  what they are and they are my friends thats it ...koi kisi ko aisa he nahin miltha zindagi ke raah 
pe undonon ke beach koi tho rishthaa hogaa, bas ithnaa farak hain kaun kithna der thak saath dethe hain  "
 
"sorry , aise he gusse mein yeah baath aayaa, mujhse achcha pathi thumhe milegaa, chalo ab khush"
 
"it's ok"
 
"chalo aakree bar thumhe kahee chod detha hu"
 
...........The End ........................................